1. bl-ossomed:


    Advice from the 6 bus

    this is golden


    (Source: lesdivebar, via meowbella)


  2. people who stretch their desktop background


    (Source: katyperryd, via walkslikejesus)


  3. larrycoincidences:

    do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

    (via beambi)


  4. drunktrophywife:

    Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

    (via beambi)

  5. neoliberalismkills:

    a man who gets what he wants out of life

    (Source: charlieseesmore, via ikilledthebutterfly)

  6. jamescannotfly:



    Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

    holy shit

    Please tell me that was an intentional pun

    (via ikilledthebutterfly)

  7. surisburnbook:



    Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are expecting their first child — and millions of hearts are collectively breaking all over the world!

    This is the worst news I’ve heard since my life began. Cancel Christmas. Cancel everything.

  8. surisburnbook:

    Let’s look at the smuggest things Willow Smith told Teen Vogue this month:

    • On her songs: “I just felt like people needed to hear what I had to say, man. I feel like I can really give people a different view on things.” Yeah, America needs Willow Smith’s musical perspective almost as much as they need Katherine Heigl’s desperate comeback.
    • "My whole family, we love Cartier." So does mine, but we try not to sound so spoiled in our mainstream press.
    • On dropping out of the Annie remake: "To be honest, something inside me was just, like, ‘Don’t.’ I’m very connected with my intuition." Oh really? Did your intuition tell you to wear that shirt?
  9. surisburnbook:

    Not even Vogue experts could Photoshop the terror off of North West’s face.

  10. surisburnbook:

    Prince George bears an uncanny resemblance to the fellow who does my taxes. That guy is like 65, but he has the exact same haircut and also occasionally walks like he might have had martinis for lunch.

    (via chclst)