Let’s look at the smuggest things Willow Smith told Teen Vogue this month:
On her songs: “I just felt like people needed to hear what I had to say, man. I feel like I can really give people a different view on things.” Yeah, America needs Willow Smith’s musical perspective almost as much as they need Katherine Heigl’s desperate comeback.
"My whole family, we love Cartier." So does mine, but we try not to sound so spoiled in our mainstream press.
On dropping out of the Annie remake: "To be honest, something inside me was just, like, ‘Don’t.’ I’m very connected with my intuition." Oh really? Did your intuition tell you to wear that shirt?
Prince George bears an uncanny resemblance to the fellow who does my taxes. That guy is like 65, but he has the exact same haircut and also occasionally walks like he might have had martinis for lunch.